With Trump visiting London on Monday to hobnob with the queen, one industrious, climate-minded teen decided he knew just how he wanted to welcome the president: with a giant penis. Guess who's been busy today mowing a stiff message for Trump under the Stansted flightpath Please share and let's see how far we can spread the welcome! The teen, year-old Ollie Nancarrow, is described by his hometown paper, the Bishop's Stortford Independent , as an "online upcycling entrepreneur.
The new breed of super-flea is expected to come out of hibernation early this autumn. Far bigger than 'normal' fleas, a new breed has emerged which has a penis two and a half times the length of its body - the largest genitalia relative to size of any bug on the planet. Now, with autumn approaching and the nights drawing in, they are about to hop indoors to relax in our centrally-heated homes. Conditions for flea breeding have been ideal with a warm summer and the right amount of rain and damp. Rob Simpson, of pest control group Basis Prompt, warned that the super-fleas will have emerged from hibernation much earlier than usual this year.
The children are sending out pictures of their penises over the computer. Did you know this? Enterprising youth! Only one penis that I know of has come into our house this way, but there may be more. Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy.
An event in Kawasaki, Japan, aroused lots of interest last weekend. Kanamara Matsuri , aka the Festival of the Steel Phallus, has been a spring tradition since Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you.